Quasi-Social Network Thingy

MyFakeSpace(tm) is your fantasy Personal Profile (packed with lies, exaggeration, and subterfuge). It's like a costume party where you dress up your online self in your finest alter-ego. It's a parody of a mockery of a sham of a satire. An Internet institution turned inside-out. Even if we sold your data, (which we won't), nobody's gonna care.

* Please bear with us as we fine-tune this brand new technology. We're plying the server with beer and Mardi Gras beads to get it to show us its bytes.